The following people, and or things, can suck it
The following people, and or things, can suck it:
- People with personalized lisence plates that say the owners name.
- People who always have a better story about every topic.
- People who are over sensitive about racism: Sometimes, its funny. Shut the hell up.
- Commercials that focus on how stupid men are: Thats just plain lazy. Here's how to tell if the commercial sucks:
- Everyone gets it.
- People who obsess about Ultimate Fighting.
- Nobody cares about your new ankle lock, I'll hit you with a shovel.
- The color beige: If you have to ask why, stop reading/breathing.
- Movies about extreme dancing: I can't imagine why anyone would go out of their way to watch one of these turds, let alone actually buy it. The dvd should come with a razor blade.
- People who don't speak english: You are in this country, learn to interact with it.
- Closed captioning for the hearing impaired: Learn to lip-read, assholes.
- Obese people: A little obvious.
- "I'm not racist, but" people. : Oops, yes you are.
- Horror movies: Of course i'm going to jump when you play really loud string music and show something fast on the screen. That's not scary. Just surprising. Fuck the fuck off.
- Greeters. People in stores who are paid to stand near doors and act cheerful. Fuck you, I know you aren't happy, don't pretend like you are. Also; I'm not shoplifting anything, so piss off.
- One subject people: Everyone knows one of these; they know, or act like they know everything there is to know about one thing and refuse to talk about anything else.
- Eddie Murphy: Norbit.
- People who "don't get" seinfeld.
- Female whiners: Much worse than male whiners due to the pitch of voice, lack of reason, no way to solve,and rank stupidity of problem.
- Mr T.
- Just kidding he rules.
- People who say "bro". Just don't.
- Teens who wear bling bling. Everyone knows you are a bad ass. I wish I had a grandparent to give me plastic chain money.
- Carlos Mencia: If you took the funny parts of his show, one season=one episode.
- Carlos Mencia: Comedy central's embarassing solution to filling Chappelles show's time slot.
- Carlos Mencia: Unfunny racism.
- Carlos Mencia: Proven joke thief.
- Carlos Mencia: ect.
- Movie quoters: Nothing worse than a poorly executed movie quote. Or a well executed one.
- Boomhower: He talks funny, we get it. Time to kill him off in a car fire.
- People who pee in toilet stalls: Its called a urinal Cpt. Smallcock. Its for urinating in.
- Stoners: All they talk about is drugs, things they did when they were on drugs, how to make drugs, how to smoke drugs, how to do drugs... ect.
- Stupid crappy infomercials: Does anyone ever buy knives at three in the morning? [Note]: Excluding Magic Bullets, because they are totally sweet, and everyone should buy one.
- Smart cars: DUMB.
- Fat girls with small jeans, causing a chain reaction of blubber. Some call them muffin tops, but that is a stupid term. I move someone creates a better one.
- Crocs. I could type an entire paragraph on how ridiculous they are, but I wont. Ugly/stinky/fat-chickey.
- Lamps. If you need more light, turn the god damn light switch on. If you don't, turn it off. Assholes.
- Dark clubs/bars. Very dangerous.
- Anyone who drives a toyota yaris: Fuck you.